Ninja & Pirate Limerick

The Ninjas were out shopping for necklace
While pirates marauded quite wreckless
With a bump two happened to meet,
Knocking both off their feet,
Wayward swords making both of them neck-less.

True friends had revenge for the slaughter
By stealing each mother and daughter
Now each pirate’s queens
Have some Ninja genes
And in the school plays now both do applaud her.